Life through the eyes of a pampered Bulldog.

Thursday, August 24, 2006


First of all Im just gonna come right out and say it. I'M MAD!
Im so mad at my mom right now I don't even want to look at her. Okay so earlier Mom went and met my aunt Kelly somewhere and they ate. This is all fine. They then went and shopped around. This is still fine. Later, they decide to go to PETLAND - WITHOUT ME! This is not fine! For one, I never got to go and strut my stuff in front of the other dogs and for two, I DIDN'T get to pick out a new toy, and three, MOM PLAYED WITH ANOTHER BULLDOG!.....She even tried to hide it from me by running in and changing her clothes- but Im no dummy- I know....I know she played with ANOTHER bulldog. She has been trying to make up to me and I won't even look at her....Shes got a lot of kissin' up to do! I even went in my room to get away from her to take out my agression on my bone- still she followed me! I went outside to do my business and she friggin followed me out there too! Man whats a bullie gotta do to get a little privacy around here! Oh by the way- when I was out there making my rounds, I ran into an interesting squishy worm type thing that mom called 'Mr. Slug' - He didnt taste very good- so word for the wise- DO NOT EAT A 'MR.SLUG', THEY DONT TASTE GOOD AT ALL!!!


Tigersan said...

Not another dog! Oh, it always hurts to see one's mom with another dog :(. But don't worry, she came back to you :)

Brody the Bulldog said...

Ooooh - Sorry to hear of your troubles Cyrus... but don't worry, I've got something that will cheer you up!

I made you a link button! Yep - it's all yours! I really hope you like it. Feel free to drop by my site and snag a copy from the sidebar and use it as you'd like.


Brody the Bulldog