Life through the eyes of a pampered Bulldog.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Saved by the Paw!


Its been a minute since I last posted! Like always, a lot has went on since my last Treatland Crisis. It has gotten much much better though thanks to my good friends at The Petite Paw!

Its pretty darn sad that the 'rents have to wait until I win a dog treat contest, in order to remember that I have been out of 'poopie outside snacks' for weeks now!- I see it as my Bulldog Treat Stimulus package, myself! You should have seen my 'rent's eyes when they opened the package -addressed to me- and see it was chocked full of healthy treats - it was priceless!! Oh, and they were the perfect treats to serve as an automatic guilt trip too! There was at least a pound of individually wrapped Happy Hips brand treats for joint mobility AND they were all healthy ingredients- which my mom apparently loves since she is so picky what she 'lets' me eat.

I just sat back and looked at them with my 'But I was just innocently sitting over here' eyes while they opened my empty treat jar and stuffed them inside. I of course, made sure they saw me posing as I sniffed the air for good measure. They knew they couldnt get anything past me.

So, like I was hoping for, the rents continued to buy me more Happy Hips to replinish the loot I scored with The Petite Paw! Thanks a lot and for that you get this award! -->

Ill post more later on how I got attacked by a goose! No- NOT COOL!!!

Friday, February 20, 2009

My Economic Crisis in Treatland.....

Can you guess whats missing in these sad pics? TREATS.....
That's right, 3 holidays I went with no extra bag of treats!
Truly humans, its not that hard! I know times are tough economically, but- geesh! Whats a Bulldog gotta do for a bag of Happy Hips or a Greenie 'er two? I'm about two wind breaks from a Bull strike! I'll give the 'rents 24 hours to pay up the treats or I'll leave a nice, heaping present on the kitchen floor! The clock starts NOW.......

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Look who gets to pose with Jessica Simpson!!!!

Check out this studly hunk featured on Virtual Dog Park! Yes, of course I will autograph your favorite chew toy.... please take a number!!

I'll rant later!

Oh- p.s. my original human breeder/mommy has a new website that my mom suggests I update in my links. Check em out if you want a little hunky bullwrinkle like me- they have a new litter of Bullie puppies available!!