Life through the eyes of a pampered Bulldog.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Poor me....Or not?....


This friggin internet makes me so mad.....Every time I go to get on it, it shuts off on me... And Mom wont help me...
well a lot of nothin happened this week..... Kinda mad at the rents because everytime I hear them they are talking about going somewhere....And its always a place where I cant go....
Just yesterday they went to grammies without me....And the worst part is, dad's cousin just had a baby and I of course didn't get to see it....Mom says hes sow cute.... Rubbing it in darn her.....
I begged and pleaded for her not to go without me...But what do you think she did... yep that's right went without me.....
I even went and tried to give her sad sad faces through the mirror when she was trying to get ready but nooooo.......Nothing works with her....She's tough as nails.......Now dad...hes a bit easier to break in to give me my way...Except for when hes playing with his darn xmod... I get no attention... I'm so deprived.....Doesn't anyone in this world have any sympathy for me??
I did get a good weekly bath scrub down last night though.... Even my ears got cleaned....I love it when they do that.. I fall asleep and snore!!!
Mom says that its such a blessing that I like it when they get cleaned because lots of dogs don't like it... In fact dads old dog beau bit everyone who came in contact with his ears because they were infected......
Mom says that she will NEVER have another dog that bites......That must be why they were so hard on me and strict when they trained me when I was little.....
Hmmmmm it does make sense....
Oh here is some new news.... can you believe Zoeys mommie did this? SHE GOT HER TONGUE PEIRCED WITHOUT MY MOM THERE!!!! Boy I cant wait to hear all about it from Zoey...I bet she has the whole scoop!!! (in all reality, mom can't be that mad at her though cause both mom and dad have thier tongues peirced ;) )

5 comments:

Rollie said...

Beau bit my Mommy one time just because he wanted her McDonald's food and Mommy didn't share! I think that ear infection went to his head too! I'm glad you're super nice! Mommy said when she met you that you were really nice and just wanted lots of lovins! Thanks for not biting my Mommy!

Charlotte Howard said...

Aw man, you really said it. Isn't it just plain embarrassing to have to rely on your parent to surf the Internet? Who do they think they are anyway, adults?

It's bad enough my Mom wipes my bottom. At least you don't have to suffer THAT humiliation on a regular basis.

Miss Emmi Lou said...

yes, my mommy went and got her tongue pierced without you too! her bad.

Rollie said...

I MISS YOU!

samiwami said...

Hey Cyrus!
When sissy used to have an earthlink connection, it would kikc her off all the time too! It really made her grouchy! Well even tho my sissy, Kenzie has never met you if she ever decides to get her tounge peirced, she'll invite you! hehe :)